Wasteland Part III ~ AutoErotica!

When we left our pets we wondered if lucky’s mankini would save them? How will they get out of the box canyon with their only means of transportation crushed? Will billybear find his true identity? And now the answers…

At first we thought it was the Superhero quartet that was making the Amazons retreat. But it was lucky pet they were afraid of so we figured it was his mankini or was it just lucky’s bad taste in colors that the Amazons were afraid of? And with lucky’s mankini being hot lime green, the Amazons might have been blinded by its incredible glow. Whatever it was lucky was now fearless in his mankini, he chased after them, driving the Amazons far out of the box canyon.

As lucky was running them off the rest of the pets began to rummage through the Amazon camp to see what they could use to help in their quest to get to their Princess. jemmie found he/r way into their simple little shed only to discover a PC. Logging on s/he found their recent history…

“See this,” s/he shows us, “they were going to bind our arms and legs and we were doomed!” Thank goodness for lucky’s mankini, or we might have forever been at the mercy of the Amazons!

“Well the Amazons seem to be gone,” says billybear, “now we need to figure out two things… how we get out of here since our truck is ruined, and how we get our Princess the gas She needs to get us free. Okay… banky and sue, you go to that end of the camp and see what you two can find. Lucky and i will go to the other end, and jemmie, you look around for a way to take that gas with us! We will all meet back here in an hour…”

Bankyboo and pantysue searched around the vacated Amazon camp, but there wasn’t much to salvage, just a couple of tires, a bicycle seat and of all things a strap on! Billybear however found a Range Rover that looked like it might be in running order. Billy got in and tried to start it up. He could hear it crank, it just wouldn’t turn over. “Lucky, we need more compression for this thing to get going. Find something to stuff in the tailpipe.” “Give me a second billy, i’ll find something,” replied lucky pet as he began to search around. All those days in the sun must have had an effect on lucky’s good judgment. “Okay billy, try it now,” shouted lucky pet from behind the SUV. Billybear tried again, and this time it turned over. Billy rolled down his window and shouted back to lucky, “that did the trick lucky, now come on and get in.” “i don’t think i can billy, got a slight problem here. This time i think i am stuck!”

Billybear got out of the driver’s seat and came around to the back, looked down at lucky pet and burst out laughing. “Nice lucky, what the F#@k were you thinking?” “i was hoping maybe this would help get my cage off,” replied lucky. Billy got behind lucky, grabbed hisr shoulders and tugged, but the darn thing wouldn’t budge. “Pull one more time billy,” pleaded lucky. Giving it everything he had, billy pulled once more, and that seemed to do the trick as lucky pet fell over backwards thinking he was finally separated from the pipe. Once again billy bear burst out laughing. “What is so freaking funny billy?” lucky asked. Billy just continued to laugh pointing down at lucky’s dick. “Oh crap!” lucky exclaimed. Looking down he saw that while he was freed from the Range Rover, 18 inches of the tailpipe was still attached to him!

In the mean time, bankyboo and pantysue had been brainstorming about how to make some sort of vehicle out of what they had found. “Okay look banky, why don’t i grab this tire with my hands and that tire with my feet and you straddle me,” suggested pantysue. Taking measure of the situation, banky replies,”And what if i strap on this dildo and stuff it in there sue? And then i grab your ponytails and sit right here?” “i think that will do it booboo,” pantysue replied. “We have built the very first bankysue cycle!”

The bankysue cycle made its way back to the broken down tanker and met up with the Range rover and its tin man passenger. “What lucky pet, like one cage wasn’t enough?” smirks booboo, rolling on the ground laughing. “i don’t think Princess has a key for that thing around Her neck lucky, probably have to use a can opener!” pantysue offers laughing our loud. “Thanks a lot you freaking sissies, you’re just jealous that i am now 18 inches!” lucky pet responds with a passion.

“Hey has anyone seen jem, s/he was trying to find something to put the gas in for Princess?” lucky pet asks. “Here i am,” comes this cry from the other side of the tanker, and around comes jemmie with a can of gas to rescue Princess!

“Well, it looks like we have everything we need to continue on to save Princess,” pantysue says. “Yah, everything but a can opener!” lucky pet retorts. jemmie climbs in the Range Rover, and the SUV with the bankysue cycle along side head back down the road on their journey to find Princess’s cottage.

As they were rolling along in the vast wasteland again, jemmie spoke up, “you know what else i found billy and lucky? i found a map to where i think Princess is.” “Lemme see that thing,” says billy. Sure enough, the wasteland ends at Blythe and what looked to be just 5 miles after Blythe was the Princess’s Cottage.

“And look,” says jemmie, “there seems to be a stream in Blythe. Perhaps we should stop there first and get all of this wasteland dust off ourselves so that we are acceptable for Princess when we finally get there?”

“That sounds like a good idea jemmie,” adds billy bear, “and our auto part store over here can polish his tailpipe too!” “your time of the month billy?” asks lucky pet.

Lucky rolls down the window and shouts out to the bankysue cycle, “jemmie found a map! we are heading to Blythe and then only about 5 miles past Blythe to the Princess’s Cottage. But the girls want to stop at Blythe and freshen up first. Is that okay with you?” “Okay with us?” says booboo, “just watch this!” bankyboo shifts that dildo into high gear and pantysue screams into overdrive! “How long am i going to have to keep this up?” pantysue asks banky. “Not long,” bankyboo replies, “look at that sign, just 7 more miles to Blythe and then only 5 more to where we find Princess!”

When they finally enter Blythe, they can’t believe how refreshing the stream looks. Everyone of them strips naked and jumps right in!

After several minutes of frolicking, jimmie speaks up, “you know, i really think we should do our best to make ourselves presentable for Princess. i am going to wash my panties and hang them on that clothes line over there. If any of you want me to do that for you too, just toss me your undies.” jemmie got bombarded by all types of undies! s/he gathered them up and made he/r way over to the clothesline. As s/he hung them up, s/he couldn’t help but notice that it was the most amazing collection of types, colors and sizes s/he had ever seen, but s/he had no clue whose were whose!

Can you help jemmie figure out who owns which pair. Can you figure out why there is an extra pair? Whatever will the pets wear when they finally get to Keysville? You’re your answers and stay tuned…

TO BE CONTINUED